is this clear enough?
we have a new No Soliciting sign..
don't even ring or knock...
we don't want to by anything, sell anything,
give anything away, have anything given to us,
including: alarms, carpet cleaning, solar panels,
gardening, religious info..etc...etc..
a few weeks ago I opened the door to find a pest control guy...
apparently he didn't know what No Soliciting actually meant.
I pointed out we had a sign, "No Soliciting" and he said in
his best Keanu Reeves voice....."DEFINITELY!"
ok, but you are still standing here soliciting.
Then he went on to say, "Welllll, your neighbors have bugs
and I am here about the bugs." Oh, ok, that is
still considered soliciting, but maybe if I
tell him we have a pest control service he'll get it?
So I relay this info to him and he says again
"DEFINITELY!"
hummmm? with that he pivoted and walked away...
good luck buddy!
4 comments:
haha love your sign. None of them get it!! It's like they have selective VISION. they choose to completely ignore the sign. always.
The House of Shoes
DEFINITELY : )
Love your sign!
This is how I started feeling about the amish after the amish kid flipped off my husband and a bunch of other lifetime memories came back to my frontal lobe. Well, anyway, hopefully you don't have the bugs that the neighbors apparently seem to have a problem with!
That's when I close the door in said solicitors face. That burns me up! Anyway, I like the sign. :)
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